A Single Sistah’s Bedtime Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who will not creep.
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
And able to admit when he is wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks
And doesn’t disappear for weeks.
I pray that he’s gainfully employed,
And won’t clam up when he’s annoyed.
Please send me a man who’ll open my door,
Pull out my chair and want to do more.
Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
But who knows what to do when he hits it from behind.
One who’ll make love till my body’s twitching,
And bring ME a sandwich too, when he comes
back from the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And will not try to sleep with my best girlfriend.
I pray this prayer in Jesus’ name,
Oh, and by the way Lord, deliver me from weak
Thank You in advance and now I’ll just wait,
For I know You’ll send him before it’s too