A Single Sistah’s Bedtime Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who will not creep.

One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
And able to admit when he is wrong.
One who thinks before he speaks
And doesn’t disappear for weeks.

I pray that he’s gainfully employed,
And won’t clam up when he’s annoyed.
Please send me a man who’ll open my door,
Pull out my chair and want to do more.

Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
But who knows what to do when he hits it from behind.

One who’ll make love till my body’s twitching,
And bring ME a sandwich too, when he comes
back from the kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And will not try to sleep with my best girlfriend.

I pray this prayer in Jesus’ name,
Oh, and by the way Lord, deliver me from weak
game.

Thank You in advance and now I’ll just wait,
For I know You’ll send him before it’s too
late.